I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via fake-mermaid)

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i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via asvprock)

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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via lohanthony)

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if i  like you and you like someone else then wtf? ? ? ? ?

(Source: sadfrogs, via seanp0donnell)

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I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via asian)

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i guess..